FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
The mower stalled, twice; kneeling, I found
A hedgehog jammed up against the blades,
Killed. It had been in the long grass.
I had seen it before, and even fed it, once.
Now I had mauled its unobtrusive world
Unmendably. Burial was no help:
Next morning I got up and it did not.
The first day after a death, the new absence
Is always the same; we should be careful
Of each other, we should be kind"
While there is still time.
— Philip Larkin, The Mower (via fishingboatproceeds)
Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s earall my years of blogging have led me to this moment i can officially close now
Your cats gaydar just turned on
Mental health advice from yr friendly neighbourhood Sane Person™
- have you tried yoga
- yes? okay what about pilates
- have you tried eating food that you cant afford
- why don’t you get a job
- do you sleep enough/too much
- try sleeping better
- have you considered Normal people’s feelings
- have you considered becoming Normal like us
- i think that would help
- here i printed out this article on deep breathing from a Women’s online magazine, it helped my coworker who was sad one time
- hey your’e creative, maybe you could write your own article
this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist
See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy)
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"
A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
what is it
maybe it’s a nimbus 2000
Dying with laughter
you can make as serious of a batman movie as you want but at the end of the day he’s still gonna be a guy who specifically designed his vigilante justice outfit to have little pointy ears on his head